Femtosecond!!
Learned a new word today femtosecond.. A femtosecond is one billionth of one millionth of a second.. go figure!!
A femtosecond may seem like an inconceivably short time, but it does have applications outside science. If you're a married man, you know all about femtoseconds. You experience them every day.
A femtosecond is the amount of time it takesyour wife to:
---glare at you when you look at another woman at the beach.
---start giving you a lecture when you make a wrong turn.
---switch channels after accidentally landing on ESPN.
---figure out if anyone at a party is wearing the same dress.
---decide what to buy when she receives a new credit card.
Well theres one more word.. “Callipygian" try to use it as a compliment... may be on your wife.. yep you will get dinner and won't have to sleep on couch.
A femtosecond may seem like an inconceivably short time, but it does have applications outside science. If you're a married man, you know all about femtoseconds. You experience them every day.
A femtosecond is the amount of time it takesyour wife to:
---glare at you when you look at another woman at the beach.
---start giving you a lecture when you make a wrong turn.
---switch channels after accidentally landing on ESPN.
---figure out if anyone at a party is wearing the same dress.
---decide what to buy when she receives a new credit card.
Well theres one more word.. “Callipygian" try to use it as a compliment... may be on your wife.. yep you will get dinner and won't have to sleep on couch.
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11:38 AM
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